I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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