I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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