I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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