Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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