i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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