your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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