I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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