Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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