I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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