In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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