We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
is it fun? or sober?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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