Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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