YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Found the puke drawer
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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