I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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