Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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