Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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