I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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