wat bout pragnant strippers??
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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