At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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