I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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