Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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