evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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