I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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