he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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