idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
It's not a walk of shame if you run
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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