Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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