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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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