Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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