ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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