ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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