I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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