shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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