Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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