Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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