Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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