still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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