Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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