after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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