i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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