OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Everyone says I win the strip club
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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