Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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