Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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