bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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