The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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