is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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