well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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