I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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