Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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