is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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