Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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