So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Randomize
