so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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