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His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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