After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It's official drugs can't kill me
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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