Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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