are you so shy because you have an std?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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