he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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