Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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