New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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