i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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